Yep, I hope they don't hold their breath while waiting for me too! Seriously, who can wear that? Even Hendrix would throw up just seeing it. It looks like a costume of a cartoon character impersonating Austin Powers!
Well , you know , it might have been ideal stage attire back in the day but for the rest of us l'm sure you would only wear it for a bet . . .or maybe , not even that . .
... Or to a fancy-dress party!
. .if you could find one , well at least , one that would let you in like that . .
The last fancy dress party l went to , the hosts were in two minds whether to let me in and l was dressed up as Biden ! And l don't mean Hunter or Jill. .! Something about inappropriate. .
I got in eventually but there is still turmoil about it and l never got to make my State of the Union address. .